Joe works in Google Sheets.
One row per enquiry, booking or lead, in the sheet your reports already use, and prices read straight from it. He answers the customer and does the Google Sheets work in the same breath.
400 credits on us for 7 days to decide if he keeps the job.
One conversation. The Google Sheets work, done live.
Watch the left side: a customer writes in. Watch the right side: Google Sheets fills itself in as Joe answers. That is the whole product.
How much for a deep clean on a 3-bed?
£185, and Saturday still has slots. Want one?
Saturday works.
Booked and logged. Confirmation coming now, Sofia.
Row 214 · EnquiriesDate2026-03-08 21:42NameSofia AlvarezChannelWhatsAppRequestDeep clean, 3-bedStatusBooked · £185Written by Joe, mid-conversationNot a sync. A colleague.
Integrations usually move data after the fact. Joe uses Google Sheets during the conversation, so the customer gets the answer and the record is already right.
Adds a row per enquiry, booking or lead as it happens
Reads prices and availability straight from your sheet
Keeps the columns your existing reports expect
Real conversations, real records.
“How much for a deep clean on a 3-bed?”
Joe reads the price straight from your rates sheet, quotes £185, and adds the enquiry as a row your Monday report already counts.
“Can I book a pitch for Saturday?”
Joe checks the availability tab, books the free pitch, and the row is there when the organiser opens the sheet.
“Sign me up for the March workshop.”
Joe adds the registration row with name, email and payment status, no retyping, no missed sign-ups.
Three steps, no code.
Connect Google Sheets
One authorisation in the dashboard. No API keys to paste, no middleware to host, nothing to deploy.
Tell Joe when to use it
In plain language, like briefing a new hire: "log every enquiry", "only book in the afternoon diary". No flow charts.
Joe acts mid-conversation
From then on Joe reads and writes in Google Sheets while the customer is still talking, and the record is done before the goodbye.
Any channel in. Google Sheets updated.
Whichever way the customer arrives, the Google Sheets side is handled the same way, with the same rules.
See every channel →Are you open Sunday? I would like a Clio.
Yes, 9 to 6. A Clio is £78 for the day. Shall I book it?
Need a quote on 3 vans for two weeks in August.
Quote sent. 3 vans, 14 days, with the long term discount.
How much for a deep clean on a 3 bed?
£185, or £155 with a monthly visit. Saturday is free.
Running late, can I move my 3pm?
Moved to 4:30 and confirmed. See you then.
Do you cover Bordeaux for a monthly garden contract?
We do. A monthly contract starts at £89. Want the details?
Is the brunch menu on today?
It is, until 3. Want me to book you a table for two?
I need a refund of £240.
Refunds over £200 go to the team. Passing you over now.
I would like to reschedule my delivery.
Done, moved to Thursday morning. Anything else?
Do you take on agency partnerships?
We do. I can set up a call with the team this week.
Where do I buy this kit?
Link is in the description. Ships in 48 hours.
What is the price for the annual plan?
£1,490 with the yearly discount, from the price list.
Has order 4512 shipped?
Yes, this morning. Tracking sent to the customer.
Do you ship to Ireland?
We do, 2 to 3 days. Want the checkout link?
Channel to Google Sheets, ready to go
Google Sheets questions, answered.
Do I need to build a flow to connect Google Sheets?
No. You connect Google Sheets once and describe in plain language when Joe should use it. He decides in the conversation, the way a colleague would, so there is no canvas of nodes to maintain when things change.
What if Google Sheets is unavailable?
Joe still answers the customer. The action is retried, and if it cannot complete he escalates to your team with the full conversation attached, so nothing is silently lost.
Can I control what Joe is allowed to do in Google Sheets?
Yes. You set the rules: what he may read, what he may write, and what always goes to a person first. You can require approval before any action.
How long does setup take?
Connecting a tool takes a couple of minutes. Most businesses are live, answering and acting, in about twenty minutes total.
Joe's ready. Are you?
Connect Google Sheets this afternoon. The first record writes itself tonight.
400 credits on us for 7 days to decide if he keeps the job.